dicksp8jr:

smaugsicle:

ah yes, I would like Hannibal to cater for my wedding A+ choice

vegetarian/vegan/gluten free

reproduece:

today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test

sabriiel:

a-sensitive-psychopath:

#space boyfriends 

i think u mean space husbands but yea

pastichee:

et-in-arkadia:

anactualbear:

xjohndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my god

things to do:

1. goat shopping

OH MY GOD.

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here

NEVER

AGAIN

Let’s not forget

I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs

they didnt censor it

boobs

on

a

fucking

kids

show

.

.

.

.

how

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

c-u-m-b-e-r-b-a-b-y:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

#omg #what wait okay because au where jim and spock get stuck on earth #and spock has to grow his hair out human-style #and jim forces him to wear humourous t-shirts #(because they did save the earth. twice even.) #and jim sees him ruffling his hair and wearing the shirt one morning #and says ‘looking good’ (via thylaa)

go sit in the corner and think about what you have just done

Loki + Red

pizza:

periodd:

i met tumblr user pizza on club penguin

was so good meeting you!!!

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

emmyc:

i dunno

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

well your hand must hurt